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How to cope with another year of Theresa bloody May

THERESA May is set to stay for at least another year, so how will you survive more of her bullshit? Follow our guide to making it as painless as possible.

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'Turn that f**king Christmas song off' declares any rational human being

ANY sane human should immediately demand that Christmas songs be turned off, scientists have confirmed.

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