How to take the piss like a Tory MP

WANT to transform your dreary, underpaid job into a fountain of cash like a Tory MP? Just follow these steps: 

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Hardworking, salt-of-the-earth family man or unhinged white van warrior?

THE line between being a noble working-class grafter and a footsoldier for right-wing extremism is a thin one. Which side of it are you on?

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