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How to tell the difference between Keir Starmer and a Tory

PATRIOTISM, family, security: Starmer’s version of Labour sounds well Tory. Here’s how to spot the difference: 

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Dog realises he was adopted

A LABRADOR has realised that the people he thought were his parents are actually a different species.

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