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How to watch that and think that he won, by Nadine Dorries

YESTERDAY I saw a man of unimpeachable morals exonerated before a corrupt, petty court of liars. If you prefer that to actual reality, follow these tips:

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Girlfriend ticks 'blowjob' off her list of monthly chores

A WOMAN has proudly placed a big tick next to the most tedious task on her monthly to-do list, it has emerged. 

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