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I asked my son what he wanted for Christmas and he said 'Stop the boats, daddy'

By Roy Hobbs

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Woman trades car for multiple complex intersecting transport options so she can have second glass of wine

A WOMAN who has a car and can drive has decided to instead treble her journey time so she can enjoy a second glass of Pinot Grigio.

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