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'I had no idea I was leading a conga': Boris Johnson's birthday apology in full

THANK you. I attended my birthday party in June 2020, but at no point did I realise I was attending my birthday party. Let me explain. 

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How to get everyone to f**k off and leave you alone

SURROUNDED by bloody people? Want nothing more than for them all to just piss off? Try these tips: 

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