I have bravely put my future in the hands of twats who love me. By Nigel Farage

COULD there be anything more heroic than seeking re-election in a constituency where I will almost certainly win? No, and that is why all criticism of me must stop.

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By-election will be chance to visit Clacton, says Farage

NIGEL Farage has resigned to fight the establishment in a by-election, adding that campaigning will also allow him to visit Clacton for the first time since 2024. 

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