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'I have signed a historic trade deal with oh shit they're at war'

By Sir Keir Starmer, the prime minister you delightedly voted for only last year, remember?

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Rice noodles and an eight-pack of Richmond sausages you must eat today: fine dining from the supermarket's reduced section

GREAT cooking is about spontaneity, and what could be more of the moment than a meal prepared using only the whoopsiest of yellow-stickered goods? Chef Joanna Kramer will be your guide:  

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