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'I like a woman that knows how to carry a sword': Britain's problematic boner for Penny Mordaunt

ADMIRERS of the MP for Portsmouth North lost in fantasies of her and the Jewelled Sword of Offering have explained their helpless arousal. All names changed: 

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What the f**k happened behind those screens: an expose

DURING the key moments of Saturday’s Coronation ceremony screens were erected around the King. Here’s what really happened behind them: 

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