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I Like To Watch Ladies Undressing On The Beach, Says Hague

FOREIGN secretary William Hague has revealed how he likes to stare at women as they strip down to their bikinis.

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Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)As Jupiter moves into a position between Mercury and Venus, make sure everyone has given their written permission before you switch on the camcorder.

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