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I thought they were friends. But make £60 million profit out of a national crisis and they turn on you

by Baroness Mone OBE, the bra, weight-loss, fake tan, cryptocurrency and personal protective equipment multi-millionaire

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Panto-goers confirm they only like theatre when it's shit

AUDIENCE members at a sell‑out Christmas pantomime have confirmed that they only enjoy theatre they know in advance will be shit.

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