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I want my Boris back, say babies

BIG crying babies across the country have demanded they be given their comforting cuddly Boris back or they will scream.

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This is racism against milfs. By Tory grassroots member Roy Hobbs

THE ousting of Penny Mordaunt brings shame on the Tory party. Although I’m not normally one to whinge about discrimination, let’s call this what it is: racism against milfs.

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