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I was a traitor before it was cool, by Peter Mandelson

TODAY, the antics of traitors are prime-time televisual entertainment. But as usual, I was there a good 17 years earlier. 

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Devastating: little hoop earring doesn't transform boyfriend into Paul Mescal

A DISTRESSED girlfriend has discovered that even when her boyfriend pierces his ear and puts in a slutty little hoop he does not resemble Hamnet heartthrob Paul Mescal.

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