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I will only give speeches when Britain is p*ssed, says Boris Johnson

THE prime minister, who will give a Brexit speech at 11pm tonight, has confirmed he will only make speeches when Britain is sh*tfaced. 

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Middle class woman 'doesn't listen to podcasts'

A MIDDLE-class woman has caused confusion after admitting she does not listen to recordings of people talking online. 

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