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Idiots pay million quid to hear speeches by an arse

SOME idiots have paid a million quid to an arse just to hear him speak.

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Easter eggs about a tenth the size you remember, confirm experts

MODERN Easter eggs are barely two disappointing mouthfuls, adults have confirmed.

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