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If you won't accept my apology for shagging your best friend and emptying the joint account that's on you, man explains

A HUSBAND has told his wife that once he has offered a full-throated apology for shagging her best mate and spending their savings, he has done all he can. 

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How I'd make being deported to Rwanda less fun, by a Tory voter

HAVE you bloody seen Rwanda? It’s like the all-inclusive they give as the prize on Good Morning Britain. Roy Hobbs explains how to make it a proper deterrent: 

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