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I'm back, and you've never met Matt Hancock the Lover before

By the new so-much-in-love Matt Hancock

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The Vladimir Putin I knew, by some deluded prick

A MEGALOMANIAC madman mumbling nonsense about neo-Nazi drug addicts to justify a disastrous invasion? That’s not the warm, kind, generous Vladimir Putin I once knew. 

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