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In the light of recent political developments, you are required to refocus your hatred on benefit claimants

DEAR angry patriots. We regret that certain unhelpful government polices mean that your rage and loathing must be recalibrated toward a new sector of society. 

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UK's traditional travelling milkshake salesmen dreading budget

MEMBERS of the country’s proud travelling milkshake trading community are not looking forward to today’s budget announcements, they have confirmed.

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