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[Insert name] appoints [minister] as [cabinet post]

WHOEVER is currently prime minister has hastily offered some other minister a post in the cabinet after their predecessor dramatically resigned.

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Bugsy Malone, and other plays your school made a f**king awful production of

WERE you involved in your school’s drama department? If so, you almost certainly starred in a terrible version of one of these shows.

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