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Is the government in meltdown? Let's consult the Trussometer

IS Starmer’s government in irretrievable Chernobyl-style meltdown, leaving Britain uninhabitable for decades, or is this a minor kerfuffle? Let’s consult the Trussometer!

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Aimee Lou Wood's teeth: Relationship deal-breakers fat men in pubs discuss in all seriousness

OVERWEIGHT, wheezing men in pubs expect only the highest standards of beauty from celebrity women. Regretfully, they have noted the following flaws: 

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