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It'll all be over by Christmas, says confident posh f**kwit who'll build you a nice memorial

A BLITHELY ignorant aristocratic f**khead has declared that the whole thing killing everyone will all be over by Christmas so no need to worry. 

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Man ruins meal by adding extra ingredients just for the hell of it

A MAN’S dinner tasted like shit after he decided to improve the recipe by throwing in random ingredients. 

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