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It's The System That's A Piece-Of-Shit, Thieving Bastard, Say MPs

THE system of parliamentary expenses is a corrupt, scum-sucking, piece-of-shit, bastarding thief, MPs insisted last night.

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Large breasted women get it all their own way again

WOMEN with huge breasts were last night getting it all their own way, yet again.

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