'It's when, not if' Johnson admits about I'm A Celebrity

BORIS Johnson has confirmed that it is only a matter of time until he appears on I’m A Celebrity choking down crocodile dicks. 

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Tar monster, and five other bin-bag Halloween costumes for lazy f**kers

HALLOWEEN party? Intended to buy a costume but didn’t? They’re lining up to judge you, but with imagination and a refuse sack you can style it out:   

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