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Jacob Rees-Mogg and David Davis to decide Tory leadership race with cannons


JACOB Rees-Mogg and David Davis will decide the Tory leadership contest by firing 19th Century cannons at each other outside Parliament.

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Family admits 'staycation' was incredibly stupid idea

A FAMILY who thought it would be fun to stay home instead of going away on holiday has admitted it was a shit idea.

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