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Jacqui Smith Changes Name To 'Trixie Beaver'

HOME secretary Jacqui Smith has changed her name to 'Trixie Beaver', it was confirmed last night.

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Ferguson Reveals Ending To 'The Wire'

SIR Alex Ferguson last night continued his policy of ruining the ends of things by revealing the conclusion to hit US drama series The Wire.

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