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Johnson places advert for mistress in Times

BORIS Johnson has placed an advertisement for the vacant position of mistress to the prime minister in the Sunday Times. 

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Woman texting 'en route!' is in bath

A WOMAN who has messaged implying she is mere moments away from a rendezvous sent it from the bath.

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