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Keir Starmer: is he going to resign, go for drinks with Liz Truss, get hammered and end up getting off with her?

THE chance that the prime minister will end up in bed with the last-but-one prime minister after a night of drunken commiseration grows by the hour. 

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See, now when we lose the election it's not my fault, says Sarwar

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