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Keir Starmer's guide to being the fourth most popular person in the room

DO you wish you could be less charismatic and just kind of blend into the wallpaper? Master of not-making-an-impression Keir Starmer is here with some tips.

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I loved the xenophobia and f**king the economy, but I draw the line at parties: A Tory MP explains his resignation letter

I WAS fully behind Boris and his enthusiasm for casual racism and unlawfully suspending parliament. But this party thing really makes the government look bad, so I’ve submitted my letter of no confidence.

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