Labour flummoxed over what to do about this pig thing

LABOUR spin doctors are puzzled as to how they can possibly use the pig sex thing to make David Cameron look bad.

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‘A hooded stranger holding a pig’s head told me he could make me prime minister’

My story, by David Cameron

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