Labour launches 'Put Your F**king Phone Down' plan to get young working

LABOUR have outlined their one-point plan to get young people in work which begins and ends with making them put their f**king phones down. 

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Six ways to make sure every room you enter immediately knows you're working-class

ENTERED a room? Concerned not everyone in it know you were born with coal in the bath and hatred of Thatcher in your heart? Let them know: 

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