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Labour supporters wank themselves dry over YouGov poll

 LABOUR supporters have confirmed that yesterday’s YouGov poll showing Starmer’s party 33 points ahead is the most erotic thing ever and they are spent.

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The Letts GCSE Revision Guide to Trussonomics

ARE you studying for a GCSE in Trussonomics? Here’s a handy revision guide complete with a range of exam questions to practise on.

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