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Labour to give employees shares in company they f**king hate

LABOUR have announced their new policy to give all employees shares in the businesses they work for, despise and want to see destroyed. 

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Are you a creepy older guy in a nightclub?

WITH a trendy haircut and trainers it’s quite easy to believe you’re in your twenties, but are you actually that older creepy guy in the nightclub? Take our test to find out.

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