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Leaving child in pub 'right for Britain' says Cameron

DAVID Cameron has insisted that leaving his nine year-old daughter in a pub is the sort of tough decision that will rescue Britain from recession.

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Clegg 'left forgotten in pub for 15 minutes'

Distraught Camerons returned to find deputy PM choking on a piece of beef jerky.

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