Lib Dem MPs to form rural puppet theatre company

THE remaining Liberal Democrat MPs are to tour the country in a people carrier re-engaging voters via a hard-hitting puppet show.

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Cheese is dark lord of the fridge

THE other foods in your fridge are all scared of the cheese, it has emerged.

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