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Lib Dems 'too sexy'

SENIOR Liberal Democrat men are to change the way they dress and act because they have become too sexy.

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Day-Lewis to spend two minutes preparing for next role

AFTER his third best actor Oscar, Daniel Day-Lewis is to stop trying.

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