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Lies-per-minute record absoutely smashed

THE UK’s lies-per-minute record has been absolutely shattered by this morning’s farewell speech by Boris Johnson. 

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Truss pledges to look competent in comparison

NEW prime minister Liz Truss has promised Britain to look competent by comparison to her predecessor. 

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