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Livingstone promises more magical nannies

KEN Livingstone has pledged to boost childcare for Londoners with the introduction of magic nannies.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)Jupiter is going to pass very close to Venus in the night sky this week and as they draw level you swear you hear them say something about your fat arse.

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