Looks like I've a substantial chance of getting away with my bullshit, says cheerful Johnson

BORIS Johnson has a spring in his step this morning after seeing US voters vote for a lying bastard with nonsense hair in massive numbers.

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Healthiest relationships based on agreeing the same people are twats

AGREEING with your partner on who the massive bellends is the best foundation of a healthy, long-lasting relationship.

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