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Man barely knows anyone who hasn't fled Britain

AN average, ordinary working man has admitted that pretty much everyone on his estate has relocated abroad in fear of tomorrow’s budget. 

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'Toilet paper is an extraordinarily beautiful gift': Your life described by Ariana Grande

WICKED: For Good’s release means we can all share in Ariana Grande’s cloying life philosophies. Here the delicate songstress makes the mundane a positive, magical journey: 

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