Man can’t remember which one is Stormy Daniels and which is Cambridge Analytica

A MAN is pretty confident that porn star Cambridge Analytica has been paid off by Trump and Stormy Daniels has shut down, or possibly vice versa.

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Where's that twat Cameron these days? asks entire UK

THE deepening Brexit crisis has made Britons wonder what has become of the pink-faced Etonian who caused it in the first place.

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