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Man voting for whoever 5G tells him to

A MAN is putting a cross next to the candidate he is commanded to by the 5G nanobots in his brainstem and bloodstream. 

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Dog at polling station wants to vote Reform

AN ADORABLE pup waiting for his owners to cast their democratic votes would be making his X for the far-right if he could. 

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