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Mandelson detained in circle of chalk inscriptions and chicken blood

POLICE detained Peter Mandelson using a series of arcane magicks to prevent him from escaping to the netherworld from whence he came, they have confirmed. 

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Are you winning so much you really don't know what to do about it? Here's what to do

ARE you, like Trump’s America, ‘winning so much you really don’t know what to do about it’? Here’s what to do about it: 

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