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'Marry Wales, shag Northern Ireland, kill Scotland', says Johnson

THE prime minister’s has declared that he would marry Wales, f**k Northern Ireland and kill Scotland. 

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The Government's No-Deal Brexit Preparations Guide and Complimentary Bodybag

DEAR householder, this leaflet outlines the various preparations that British citizens should make for a No-Deal Brexit. Page 24 unfolds into a free human remains pouch. 

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