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May confirms 'sense of optimism' actually means 'never-ending sea of piss'

THERESA May has confirmed the Brexit negotiations continue to be a ‘gigantic sea of piss’.

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Men remain awkwardly divided over man hugs

MEN are split over where a full embrace is really an appropriate way to greet other males.

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