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May 'definitely not' an evil robot made of tin

THERESA May is ‘definitely not’ a robot made from scrap metal by a spiteful wizard.

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Every aspect of daily life now like 'House Of Cards'

GOING to work, eating some cereal and paying a parking fine are all just like House of Cards, it has been confirmed.

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