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May is not unsackable, confirms Boris

THERESA May could well be out of a job soon, Boris Johnson has announced.

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New employee doing some serious arse-licking

A COMPANY’S new recruit is really quite something when it comes to ingratiating himself with bosses, everyone has noticed.

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