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May loads Skoda Yeti with bogroll at Belgian hypermarket

THERESA May has been stockpiling toilet paper during her latest trip to Brussels.

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I see Chuka Umunna everywhere, admits haunted Corbyn

JEREMY Corbyn has admitted he walked out of a meeting last night because he saw Chuka Umunna, who he also sees looming from every shadow.

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