Subscribe

May promises she won't raise VAT or call a snap election

THERESA May has pledged not to raise VAT or to call a snap general election ever.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Man thinks playing guitar makes up for his awful personality 


A MAN has insisted his ability to play the guitar more than makes up for this utterly dreadful personality.

Checking article access…

Next story ›