Corbyn will be no match for me and my glove puppets, says May

THERESA May will attempt to distract from her robotic personality at the Brexit debate by using glove puppets, she has confirmed.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Security guard over the f**king moon you've forgotten your pass

AN office security guard absolutely loves it when he can get stuck into hassling people who have forgotten their pass, he has revealed.

Checking article access…