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Michael Gove to wrestle Nadine Dorries in a pit

CHANGES to constituency boundaries will lead to MPs fighting each other bare chested in a muddy hole.

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Fluorescent cat totally about medical research, say scientists

THE world’s first glow-in-the-dark cat was not the result of a kick-arse Moroccan bong, scientists have insisted.

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